Dear Diary,
None of this seems to be working. I was expecting more glory, more affirmation. I feel like I'm the only one out there who really understands what it's like to be me. I mean, the rest don't get nearly as much out of Hoosiers and Terry Pratchett as I do. Hold on. Is this it? Did I just achieve it? Did I just get angst?
No. Probably not. I'll have to be more patient. It probably won't show up in my first week of intellectual freedom. Tomorrow, I will read other people's blogs and make comments so that they will look at you. I probably should listen to more Creed. "I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkin'!!" Yeah man. I'm starting to feel it already :-o
Sincerely,
N.D. "P.P." Wilson
P.S. I think the white shirt was a bad idea today. The blue one for Monday. Ben always says it's better with my skin.
Posted by nddub at October 3, 2003 07:42 PMDear N.D. "P.P." Wilson,
Do not give up. People will come and see all your deep thoughts. You really have a very nice blog . . . for me to poop on!
Well well well here we are. Nope nevermind. Ok poop on me too, damn. (tee-hee tee-hee poop.)
Posted by: Puritaniac at October 4, 2003 10:16 AMCreed? Try Evanescence, 1 part CK perfume, 2 parts emo-core.
Posted by: QuintusMaximus at October 4, 2003 10:50 AMDear P.P. Wilson's Diary,
Don't be sad. I love you. A lot. You make me feel happy inside. I hope your owner never stops writing in you.
Whenever you feel blue, just remember that verse. You know that one. In the Bible. It's somewhere near the back. Read that, and it will make it all better.
One pointer you might pass along to your owner is that if he ever gets nervous writing in his diary, he should just imagine his audience in their underwear. Because, you know, you are on the internet. So they probably are.
Sincerely,
a big fan
Posted by: duane at October 5, 2003 10:34 PMHey, I love Terry Pratchett!
Posted by: gosey at October 6, 2003 08:45 AMCome see me. I'm lonely too.
Posted by: Joshua Seth at October 10, 2003 08:57 AM